I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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