I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
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she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
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I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
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