**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
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