even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
babies were throwing up all over the place
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
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