Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
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