New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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