We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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