How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
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