Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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