giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
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I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
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Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
Tell me why I woke up with your dads construction shirt on, nothing else, and had jelly donuts with a note from a girl named cathryn that said "we had a kinky night with peanut butter". p.s. Im by the layin by the lawnmower
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