Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
I woke up this morning to 7 word documents that all said "remember to be extremely angry at your jerk of a brother." What the hell did you do to me last night?
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
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