It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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