YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
so let's talk penis.
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
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