I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
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I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
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watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
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