They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
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The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
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So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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