CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
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Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
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some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
I named my Roomba after my pot dealer. I have a problem, don't i?
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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