so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
Some old bald man is a 100,000 dollar Audi sports car just revved his engine at me and held out his phone at me trying to get my number. I hate the valley.
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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