She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
I didn't notice because vodka
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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