We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
Can I sleep on your couch? My wife just found my eHarmony account.
Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
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Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO
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My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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