Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
Tell me why I woke up with your dads construction shirt on, nothing else, and had jelly donuts with a note from a girl named cathryn that said "we had a kinky night with peanut butter". p.s. Im by the layin by the lawnmower
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