just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
You insisted we help some homeless guy put up posters for his missing pet alligator so we left you there because they were really just Chinese takeout menus.
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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