i just wanna soil my oats bro
I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
did i just pee glitter
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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