If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
my phone vibrated itself into my puke bucket and literally sizzled. you'll have to reach me at this number for a while.
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
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