I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
My parents just checked my browsing history and now think I'm addicted to porn and am a necrophiliac. 1: I know it was you. 2: You're so dumped, that shit is sick.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
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My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
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Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
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