when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
What did we do last night that was yellow?
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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