You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
Randomize