You owe me 10 bucks. He wasnt in jail. Found him at 530 this morning when the smoke alarm went off. He passed out naked in the middle of cooking bacon. No idea where he was before that.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
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Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
I will pee on everything he values.
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Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
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