You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
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My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
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This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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