no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
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I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
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I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
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