Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
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she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
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Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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