other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
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Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
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No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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