he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
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