After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
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The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
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Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
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