It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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