Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
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As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
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Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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