tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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