Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
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OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
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Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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