I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
