I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
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