so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
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Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
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Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
I think people are normalizing furries
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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