we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
WAIT YOU’VE NEVER BEEN TO COSTCO???
COSTCO IS MAGICAL
I can’t believe you two made a group text to scream at me about Costco.
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