Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
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I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
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I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
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