You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don't have a cat.
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
Randomize
