she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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