There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
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careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
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I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
I knew you were super hungover. But so hungover you fire our house cleaner because her vacuums too loud is excessive
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.