So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
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