To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Fuck appropriateness.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
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Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
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I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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