I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
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I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
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Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
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