Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Me: I shouldn't go to the airport bar it's too expensive and I don't need it. Dark me: SHOTS AT 7 AM
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
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