Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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