I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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