I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
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I wish I had my own personal Asian lady that lived under my bed so that she could wax my eyebrows and give me a pedicure whenever I wanted.
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
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Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
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