with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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