i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
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saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
So while she was giving me a lap dance I told her I quit med school. Just so she didn't feel like the only one who's made bad decisions in their life.
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
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i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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